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But why?

You can do the following with an account:

Excited? Me too. The above are merely suggestions. You can do all of those or none of them and revel in the deep satisfaction of merely having an account. Just fill out the form below. The pink copy is for you to keep.

Username

2-20 characters. At least 2 alphanumerics required.

Email

This will just be used for account recovery and opt-in notifications and nothing else. Still paranoid? That's totally understandable. We won't be offended if you use something like a mailinator instead of your a real email address. Just know that if you do forget your password, you're more likely to get locked out of your account permanently. And then you will lose all of your achievements and you will be moderately sad for several days.

Desired password

...and again. This time with feeling!
Your password must be at least 8 characters. We do not believe in arbitrary character restrictions for password as those generally do not make your password any more safe. Despite 8 characters being the bare minimum, we strongly suggest you use a password that is at least 12 characters (preferably more) and avoid using any words that can be found in a dictionary, even if you surround it with some punctuation and numbers. Also, do not use the same password that you use for other websites.
I solemnly swear that I have read the Terms of Service and agree with the contents with all my heart.
I am 13 years old or possibly even older.
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